butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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