Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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