Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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