Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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