trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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