After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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