Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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