32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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