i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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