i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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