i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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