So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It's shark week go big or go home
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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