My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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