alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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