I have demons in me.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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