I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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