i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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