yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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