Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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