rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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