I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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