Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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