i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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