We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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