I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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