fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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