Do you still have your period?
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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