it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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