I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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