Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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