we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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