Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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