I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex