So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm