the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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