Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
