Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
