so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo