My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
USA USA USA
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.