I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?