im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Your penis caused this!
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