He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
