Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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