I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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