i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize