Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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