....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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