ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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