the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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