I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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