a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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