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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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