thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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