Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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