Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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