Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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