Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
kristin has been a bad kristin
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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