She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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